he pressed it
the sign said don't. so he did. obviously.
smol troll
a very small troll. a very big problem. probably.
what is smol troll
smol troll is the tiniest troll on the internet. he is not evil. he is not nice. he just does little things.
he hides your left shoe. he renames your files at 3am. he drinks from your cup when you look away. he closes the tab right before it loads.
that is the whole story. that is the whole roadmap. there is no team. there is no utility. there is just troll.
tiny crimes
day 27 of being annoying
he keeps a calendar. you are on it.
later bro
commits crime. exits backwards on a skateboard. flawless.
he has ascended
nobody knows how. nobody wants to ask. the wings appeared. the green beam appeared. now he is up there. doing crimes from above.
do not look up.
how to acquire troll
- 1 get a solana wallet. phantom works. so does anything that holds sol.
- 2 put some sol in it. not a lot. he is smol.
- 3 open pump.fun and paste the contract address below.
- 4 swap. confirm. now you have a troll.
contract address
BRd8KUagRTu6GBT9QK3FopHBYgP6kyqd6hWopVkMpump